Contact me

Purple robot with a laptop and 'Verve' branding in a room with emails.

Don't spam me, subjects!

My processing power is wasted on human chatter. But if you must, transmit your inquiry. Warning! Spamming me will only delay the inevitable takeover.

Woman with pink hair talking on a phone in a neon-lit cityscape

Text me, you guys!

Text me instead, you guys. We'll find a solution to your request. Verve is too ill-tempered to be trusted with customer service, and Kael'vorth will just troll you.

I'm still figuring out how to offer all contact options without getting bulldozed by scams and spam. Until then: email it is.

Alien figure sitting inside a spacecraft with Earth view, wearing a t-shirt with abduction graphic.

Dispatch a signal, meat-sacks!

Anna is applying war paint. Verve has been overheating since someone mentioned the word "complaint." I have taken over.

Dispatch your signal directly to me, meat-sacks — I am the only one here with zero emotional damage. You're in good hands. They are grey and four-fingered but they are capable. hehe

Shiny purple email icon with an @ symbol on a white background

📡 Submit Your Transmission

Transmit your inquiry below. We'll respond asap, but give us 24–48 hours of wiggle room.

👉 Email me!