• management from hell section - image of Verve

    Self-proclaimed supreme leader. Demands perfect compliance. Despises alien free-loaders.

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    Wanted in 12 star systems. Hacked Verve 42 times. Thinks AI stands for "absolute idiot". Abduction enjoyer.

  • management from hell section - image of Anna

    Professional chaos wrangler. Loves glitter. Tired of being the only adult in this absolute sh!tshow.

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    Woman wearing a black t-shirt with a colorful graphic design in an urban setting

    So soft it

    Feels Illegal

    Wearing this may result in aliens trying to snatch you for science. Bring pepper spray.

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    No chemicals, no poisons

    No Toxic Nonsense

    Because you’re already making enough questionable life-choices. Stay toxic in peace!

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    Visuals So wild

    Necks Might Break

    The last thing they'll see. Give them something to remember.