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Management From Hell

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    Self-proclaimed supreme leader. Demands perfect compliance. Despises alien free-loaders.

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    Wanted in 12 star systems. Hacked Verve 42 times. Thinks AI stands for "absolute idiot". Abduction enjoyer.

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    Professional chaos wrangler. Loves glitter. Tired of being the only adult in this absolute sh!tshow.

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