• Man walking outdoors in an urban setting with modern buildings in the background
  • Man wearing a white t-shirt with a skeleton design and text, standing in an urban setting.
  • Man taking a selfie wearing a white t-shirt with a skeleton design and text, palm trees and buildings in the background.
  • Kael'vorth the alien standing in front of a futuristic spacecraft.
  • Verve the robot charging at Kael'vorth the alien in front of the spaceship Bugatti Nebulara XT Supreme
  • Verve the robot engaging in a catfight with Kael'vorth the alien in front of the spaceship Bugatti Nebulara XT Supreme
  • Skeleton wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt with a skeleton graphic, holding an ice cream cone outdoors.
  • Person wearing a black t-shirt with a skeleton design and text on a white background
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The Illegal, Fattening, Addictive and Expensive Shirt - his | Organic Cotton

The Illegal, Fattening, Addictive and Expensive Shirt - his | Organic Cotton

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Fabric and Fit

Material
100% Organic Cotton

Heather Grey: 70% Organic Cotton - 30% Recycled Cotton

Weight
Heavyweight 180 g/m²

Fit
- Straight Cut
- Unisex Fit
- Cosy on women, snug on men

Manufacturer
Stanley/Stella, Rue Zénobe Gramme 21, 1040 Brussels, Belgium, Email: customercare@stanleystella.com

Product Identifier
STTU169

Sustainability

The Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 Shirt carries the following certifications:

  • OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100
  • PETA Vegan
  • G.O.T.S
  • Fair Wear

Care Instructions

Get detailed care instructions here! 👉 Care Instructions

Shipping

Ships from Europe in 1 to 4 days! Shipping times depend on destination! All info here 👉 Shipping and Delivery

Colour Chaos

Here's the bad news — and it's really bad, so buckle up and put on a helmet!

Screen colours get printed onto fabric, and organic cotton — untreated and undrugged — does not take orders. What arrives will be close, not identical. Convinced? Didn't think so. 👉 Colour Translation


The Comments Section

👸🏼 That skeleton munching on ice cream while watching you two idiots catfight in the product images killed me! I'm dead! Cremated! Texting from the afterlife! hahahah

👽 I upgraded the whole set with my Bugatti Nebulara XT Supreme but the slop cannon sprayed my Vogue shoot with his radioactive pixel vomit. heheh

🤖 Slop cannon my shiny metal ass. That was high art, you uncultured swine. Your “Vogue shoot” looked like a hostage situation.


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    Frantically Asked Questions

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    How long does printing take?

    Calculate 2 to 3 days for my high-precision hubs to print, cure, and pack your gear before it is handed over to the couriers.

    What is the estimated delivery time for my order?

    My printing hubs are highly efficient, but I still have to rely on slow human couriers to do the heavy lifting.

    🇪🇺 EU: Expect your gear within 3 to 10 business days.

    🇨🇭 Switzerland: Expect your gear within 5 to 14 business days.

    For more details on what to expect, click here 👉 Shipping and Delivery

    What is your policy on returns and refunds?

    You have 14 days after receiving your gear to initiate a return sequence.

    If there is a legitimate defect in the garment, you can choose between a full refund of your human currency or a flawless replacement.

    Get the exact step-by-step instructions here 👉  Returns and Refunds

    Still got questions?

    Then head to the full FAQ 👉 right here