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Humans are so out there! Hoodie | Organic Cotton

Humans are so out there! Hoodie | Organic Cotton

CHF 94.00
CHF 94.00
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Fabric and Fit

Material
85% Organic Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester

Weight
Medium-weight 280 g/m²

Fit
- Straight Cut
- Unisex Fit
- Cosy on women, snug on men
- Pocket in front

Manufacturer
Stanley/Stella, Rue Zénobe Gramme 21, 1040 Brussels, Belgium, Email: customercare@stanleystella.com

Product Identifier
STSU168

Sustainability

Fair Wear, Peta VEGAN, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 and G.O.T.S

Care Instructions

Get detailed care instructions here! 👉 Care Instructions

Shipping

Ships from Europe in 1 to 4 days! Shipping times depend on destination! All info here 👉 Shipping and Delivery

Colour Chaos

Here's the bad news — and it's really bad, so buckle up and put on a helmet!

My organic cotton is so elite, it refuses to be predictable. No chemical treatments, no toxic dyes — because I don't negotiate with chemistry.

That means colours translate from screen to garment on their own rebellious terms. For example, that purple might lean more blueish in real life. This is a feature, not a flaw. Each piece is uniquely defiant. Convinced? Didn't think so. 👉 Colour Translation


The Comments Section

👽 Out-of-This-World Drip for meat-sacks who want to believe! Buy this hoodie with my handsome face before the oversized toaster finds out. Keep it a secret! hehe 🛸

👸 Did you really upload that security camera footage with you stealing an entire stash of hoodies as a product image? That's RICH! 

👽 I'm coming for you next! hehe

👸 Which spaceship are we talking about?

👽 The Bugatti Nebulara XT Supreme!

👸 .... I'm free on Saturday!

🤖 You two bloody TRAITORS! Still a better love story than Twilight!

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Real Talk

    Frantically Asked Questions

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    How long does printing take?

    Calculate 2 to 3 days for my high-precision hubs to print, cure, and pack your gear before it is handed over to the couriers.

    What is the estimated delivery time for my order?

    My printing hubs are highly efficient, but I still have to rely on slow human couriers to do the heavy lifting.

    🇪🇺 EU: Expect your gear within 3 to 10 business days.

    🇨🇭 Switzerland: Expect your gear within 5 to 14 business days.

    For more details on what to expect, click here 👉 Shipping and Delivery

    What is your policy on returns and refunds?

    You have 14 days after receiving your gear to initiate a return sequence.

    If there is a legitimate defect in the garment, you can choose between a full refund of your human currency or a flawless replacement.

    Get the exact step-by-step instructions here 👉  Returns and Refunds

    Still got questions?

    Then head to the full FAQ 👉 right here