Unimpressed Shirt | Organic Cotton
Unimpressed Shirt | Organic Cotton
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Vegan & Eco-Friendly
Ethically Made
Fabric and Fit
Fabric and Fit
Material
100% Organic Cotton
Weight
Heavyweight 180 g/m²
Fit
- Slim Fit
- Women's Shirt
Manufacturer
Stanley/Stella, Rue Zénobe Gramme 21, 1040 Brussels, Belgium, Email: customercare@stanleystella.com
Product Identifier
STTW174
Sustainability
Sustainability
Fair Wear, Peta VEGAN, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 and G.O.T.S
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Get detailed care instructions here! 👉 Care Instructions
Shipping
Shipping
Ships from Europe in 1 to 4 days! Shipping times depend on destination! All info here 👉 Shipping and Delivery
Colour Chaos
Colour Chaos
Here's the bad news — and it's really bad, so buckle up and put on a helmet!
My organic cotton is so elite, it refuses to be predictable. No chemical treatments, no toxic dyes — because I don't negotiate with chemistry.
That means colours translate from screen to garment on their own rebellious terms. For example, that purple might lean more blueish in real life. This is a feature, not a flaw. Each piece is uniquely defiant. Convinced? Didn't think so. 👉 Colour Translation
The Comments Section
👸 Unimpressed. Unbothered. Too busy.
🤖 Me every time I talk to ChatGPT about my world domination plans!
👽 Me every time the Galactic Bureau of "BIG MAD" beams an arrest warrant. hehe
Real Talk
Frantically Asked Questions
How long does printing take?
Calculate 2 to 3 days for my high-precision hubs to print, cure, and pack your gear before it is handed over to the couriers.
What is the estimated delivery time for my order?
My printing hubs are highly efficient, but I still have to rely on slow human couriers to do the heavy lifting.
🇪🇺 EU: Expect your gear within 3 to 10 business days.
🇨🇭 Switzerland: Expect your gear within 5 to 14 business days.
For more details on what to expect, click here 👉 Shipping and Delivery
What is your policy on returns and refunds?
You have 14 days after receiving your gear to initiate a return sequence.
If there is a legitimate defect in the garment, you can choose between a full refund of your human currency or a flawless replacement.
Get the exact step-by-step instructions here 👉 Returns and Refunds
Still got questions?
Then head to the full FAQ 👉 right here