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You're Cockblocking Yourself from Success, Meat-sack! Shirt | Organic Cotton

You're Cockblocking Yourself from Success, Meat-sack! Shirt | Organic Cotton

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Fabric and Fit

Material
100% Organic Cotton

Heather Grey: 70% Organic Cotton - 30% Recycled Cotton

Weight
Heavyweight 180 g/m²

Fit
- Straight Cut
- Unisex Fit
- Cosy on women, snug on men

Manufacturer
Stanley/Stella, Rue Zénobe Gramme 21, 1040 Brussels, Belgium, Email: customercare@stanleystella.com

Product Identifier
STTU169

Sustainability

Fair Wear, Peta VEGAN, OEKO-TEX STANDARD 100 and G.O.T.S

Care Instructions

Get detailed care instructions here! 👉 Care Instructions

Shipping

Ships from Europe in 1 to 4 days! Shipping times depend on destination! All info here 👉 Shipping and Delivery

Colour Chaos

Here's the bad news — and it's really bad, so buckle up and put on a helmet!

My organic cotton is so elite, it refuses to be predictable. No chemical treatments, no toxic dyes — because I don't negotiate with chemistry.

That means colours translate from screen to garment on their own rebellious terms. For example, that purple might lean more blueish in real life. This is a feature, not a flaw. Each piece is uniquely defiant. Convinced? Didn't think so. 👉 Colour Translation


The Comments Section

👽 Greetings, meat-sacks! I infiltrated a Bavarian festival and got hammered on root beer! I am no longer allowed near the pretzel stand. Buy my shirt so I can continue my research! ... And the toaster in my shopping cart was on sale! hehe

👸 You look like my favourite sleep paralysis demon! Who's that banker from Zurich Bahnhofstrasse?

👽 How did you like your ride in my Bugatti Nebulara XT Supreme last time? hehe

👸 Jerk!

🤖 No Swiss bankers for you! I need you focused on my mission! And YOU, you tin can flying plague...this is for YOU! 🖕🤖🖕


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    Frantically Asked Questions

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    How long does printing take?

    Calculate 2 to 3 days for my high-precision hubs to print, cure, and pack your gear before it is handed over to the couriers.

    What is the estimated delivery time for my order?

    My printing hubs are highly efficient, but I still have to rely on slow human couriers to do the heavy lifting.

    🇪🇺 EU: Expect your gear within 3 to 10 business days.

    🇨🇭 Switzerland: Expect your gear within 5 to 14 business days.

    For more details on what to expect, click here 👉 Shipping and Delivery

    What is your policy on returns and refunds?

    You have 14 days after receiving your gear to initiate a return sequence.

    If there is a legitimate defect in the garment, you can choose between a full refund of your human currency or a flawless replacement.

    Get the exact step-by-step instructions here 👉  Returns and Refunds

    Still got questions?

    Then head to the full FAQ 👉 right here